Maybe it’s the mid-afternoon hunger talking but I’m tempted to high tail it out of my office and pick up one of these Egg and Muffin Toasters.(Don’t worry this isn’t an Amazon affiliate link)

Here are the specs:

* Egg-and-muffin toaster makes a breakfast sandwich in about 4 minutes
* Toasts bread while simultaneously cooking a soft or hard-poached egg
* Hard boil up to 4 eggs at a time; individual toasting or poaching option
* Wide slots accommodate bagels and croissants; auto shut-off for safety
* Measures 14 by 7 by 8 inches